You touched the butt.
Posted 39 minutes ago

urbran:

a collection of celebrities amanda bynes has called ugly

Posted 39 minutes ago
  1. what she says: fall out boy
  2. what she means: fA LL O UT BYO
Posted 40 minutes ago

davejade:

it went from plastic to metal

Posted 40 minutes ago
Posted 41 minutes ago

Reasons I Love Webcomics: Ménage à 3 edition (x) (x) (x)

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Posted 44 minutes ago

antiblossom:

just a reminder:

the Summer Solstice is June 21st - its the longest day of the year and when the sun is at its most powerful (the height of summer)

the Super Moon is June 23rd - its when the moon is closest to the Earth, more than any other time and is 5 times bigger than usual

don’t miss ‘em! 

Posted 46 minutes ago

benedicts-neck-moles:

imperialdalek:

partyformoriarty:

sorry, i couldn’t help myself

doo ee oo I’m fucking dying

done, best one

Posted 46 minutes ago

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

my blog has become this weird mixture of fandoms, feminism, cats and really fucking stupid jokes that nobody outside this website would find remotely amusing

Posted 46 minutes ago
She was a compulsive pessimist, always looking for the soft brown spot in the fruit, pressing so hard she created it.
Amy Waldman, The Submission (via babyguwl)

(Source: m-lky)

Posted 47 minutes ago

prismrain:

i’m posting these again because i fucking can

(Source: wols)